December 2009
(I think I'm in love with Omegle.) Lmfao
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: niggas be bitches
Stranger: and bitches be crazy
You: And bitches don't have this awesome thing my grandpa gave me! Wanna see it?!
Stranger: HELL YAH
Stranger: BUST IT OUT
You: GO CHARMANDER!!!!
Stranger: OH SHI-
You: ISN'T HE AWESOME?!
Stranger: SQUIRTLE, I CHOOSE YOU!
You: OH NO! SQUIRTLE! WE CAN DO THIS, CHARMANDER!
SCRATCH!
Stranger: SQUIRTLE, LOOK OUT!
Stranger: OUCH! IT'S OK! HIT HIM BACK WITH TACKLE!
You: A CRITICAL HIT!
You: USE EMBER!
Stranger: IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE....
Stranger: LEARN YOUR TYPES!
Stranger: SQUIRTLE USED WATER GUN!
Stranger: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
You: CHARMANDER! THAT'S ENOUGH! COME BACK!
You: GO, ZAPDOS!
You: USE THUNDERSTORM!
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU PULL A ZAPDOS FROM?
Stranger: YOU USED GAMESHARK!
Stranger: CHEATER!
You: the power plant by cerulean city bro!
You: BACK TO THE MATTER AT HAND!
You: I HAVE 115 POKEMANS IN MY POKEDEX!11!!1!1!!
Stranger: HAH!!!
Stranger: I HAVE 121!
You: ASH?! IS THAT YOU?!
Stranger: PLUS MY BEST FRIEND BROCK IS GONNA TRADE ME THE LAST 30
Stranger: YAH
Stranger: IT IS
You: NO WAY!
You: I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE THE ELITE 4!
Stranger: WOW!!!! WHO BE THIS?
You: IT'S GARY MAN! HOW YOU BEEN?!
Stranger: GARY MOTHERFUCKIN OAK!!!
Stranger: I'M DOIN GREAT MAN!
Stranger: BELIEVE IT OR NOT I STILL HAVEN'T EVOLVED MY FUCKING PIKACHU!
You: WHAT?! HOW DO YOU AVOID THAT?!
Stranger: I'M TOO MUCH OF A JEW TO BUY A FUCKING THUNDERSTONE
You: ARE JESSE AND JAMES STILL AFTER HIS ASS?!
Stranger: HELL YAH THEY ARE
Stranger: AND THEY'RE BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!
You: GIOVANNI'S GONNA BE DISPLEASED WITH THOSE GUYS. :\
You: BUT HEY MAN, I GOTTA GET BACK TO PALLET TOWN, I ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKED UP THIS BITCH NAMED MISTY, AND I GOTTA GO FEED HER TOGEPI OR SHE ISN'T GOING TO PAY THE CHILD SUPPORT.
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: LOLOL
Stranger: ALRIGHT NICE TALKING TO YA BRO
Stranger: TAKE CARE F YOUR FUCKING CHARIZARD
You: YOU KNOW IT! NEXT TIME YOU'RE AROUND CERULEAN, GIVE THAT BITCH ASS GYM LEADER A PIECE OF YOUR MIND! OR PIKACHU, OF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN!
Stranger: HEEEEELLLL YAH
Stranger: SMELL YA LATER, GRAMPS!
You: I'LL SEE YOU AROUND, YOU CRAZY POKEMANS TRAINER, YOU!
You have disconnected.
Fuck today.
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And we saw Avatar in iMax 3D last night.
Holy Fuck.
@ crackcityrocker
shiskarob:
new song for our supergroup awesome band.
Lemon Tree by Fool’s Garden; get on that shitttt.
Ahahaha I’ll try ;D
So my toe is still killing me. And it's a little...
"Youth in Revolt"
I see the trailer, and some of the things that are said catch my ear. And remind me of me…
Anthony →
(via katelynkosek)
Why you gotta tease me like that? Hhaahaha
I think... I broke my toe... And it hurts... A...
Lmfao
I could quote Tropic Thunder all. fucking. day.
This movie. Hagaahhahahaahahahhahahhaa
“Vietcong! It’s already plural. You wouldn’t say...”
Stop tailgatin me you pasty teabag! I'm goin...
Lmfao
ASAFP!
I love Tropic Thunder
Lmao
And Robert Downey Jr. :D
LOLiLOVEiCarly
I feel much better now.
Merry Christmas, niggers.
WatchMissy sent me this video while I was on my way home from California last Summer, and everytime I watch it, my heart melts a little, and I get kinda choked up. It makes me overly happy. That’s our baby, Sophie, all excited to see her mommy. And I can’t wait until the weather is warm again and they stop being so lazy. :]
@shishkarob
X gonna give it to ya! We gonna give it to ya! First we gonna ROCK!
Then we gonna ROLL!
